The new owner of The Onion bought it mostly to keep it away from Elon Musk. They intend to paywall everything, and hope to make money… someday. So I’m sure this will be just fine. Meanwhile, Kotaku is still living on borrowed time. ➡️ Tip Jar and Fan Support: http://ClownfishSupport.com ➡️ Official Merch Store: http://ShopClownfish.com…